These are bad. Maybe you can think of some better and funnier captions? If so, I'll give you a brand new TV!
(Alright, I can't promise a TV, but you'll get my respect and admiration. Way better than some dumb ol' TV, right?)
Geez, the ladies room always has a line a mile long.
Time to make like a tree...
We are daffodilly glad it's spring
You think I'm "cute" huh? Did you find the bunny parts I left on your doorstep "cute"?